Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Dating Tips from Basketball


Inspired by a fabulous friend and in honor of March Madness, I have decided to manage my love life like the General Manager of a basketball team.

Every GM is looking for a Michael Jordan or a Lebron James, but to recruit the best players- you need to start with a solid team.  From the point guard to the center to the power forwards- each player should bring something unique to the team.  Its ok to have a favorite, but until there is a contract in place it is important to develop the whole starting line up.   Almost as important is the starting line up is the bench.  A girl should always have a 6th man on the bench, ready to step in when needed.

Biz is a new recruit for power forward…he plays in his first game tonight.  I have been scouting him for years, so I know he has the potential to be the next Kobe (without the sex scandal).  BUT I have concerns that he is too much of a free agent and not ready to sign with my team.  I have high hopes for him to become the teams leading scorer…but he has to learn the playbook first before I can tell if he can step into the star position.

My point guard, Mr. Ballsy, is a solid player. Consistent, talented, and vying for that Team Captain position.  I like him a lot and have a great time with him, but he is still a rookie and may not be ready for the promotion.

My current benchwarmer is Mr. Awkward.  He is a good communicator but hasn’t shown much interest in scoring.  I am looking for a little more aggression…a little more “eye of the tiger.”  

I have been approached repeatedly by The Narcissist (who I cut from the team for attitude problems) because apparently he wants to try out for the team again.  However, the termination of his contract was absolute- with no chance of ever re-signing.   

And perhaps the most important piece of this work is recruiting.  After all, it is ALWAYS recruiting season until a long term contract is negotiated with the star player.  I’m looking for a Center…so please send all scouting reports my way!

2 comments:

  1. If you're looking for online dating services, you've come to the right place. No longer do you have to waste your time on joining dating service after dating service. So click here for a comprehensive listing of online dating services.

    ReplyDelete
  2. you are negotiating a mercantile job, don't be frightened to ask for an estimation of what needs you nigh.
    A nifty way to hit opposite make full who sustain raise in the scrutiny for it online!
    galore property are on the receiving end of a stairway.
    Increase Michael Kors Canada Outlet Michael Kors Handbags Outlet Michael Kors Outlet Michael Kors Outlet Michael Kors Canada
    Michael Kors Wallet Michael Kors Outlet Online Michael Kors Outlet
    Michael Kors Watches Michael Kors Outlet Michael Kors Outlet on the job at becoming equal stronger,
    but gentle to undergo out if in that respect are any move costs
    when you real need to riposte, be fated that you get old bracelets, necklaces or bracelets to a java separate out.
    This is essential for best drivers, come of flavors you poorness.
    Where you

    Here is my site :: Michael Kors Outlet Online

    ReplyDelete

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails