Monday, June 14, 2010

I Took Your Advice

and threw a raging party at my house this weekend...

Weekend Shopping List:
1 Pony Keg
8 Cases of Beer
1 Disco Ball Packaged bottle of Absolut Vodka
1 Handle of Raspberry Vodka
2 2liters of Lemonade
2 2liters of Soda water
1 6pack of Schmirnoff Ice
70 Bagel Bites
3 Pizzas
1 Tub of Buffalo Chicken Dip/Crack
1 pan of SNICKERS brownies
6 Shot Glasses
2 Team USA Sparkly Headbands
Sno Cone Machine
Blueberry Syrup
2 Fifths of Blueberry Vodka
Guess Who (the boardgame)
Ping Pong Balls
Giant Pixie Stix
4 Sheets of Candy Buttons
Sparklers
Pop It Snappers
Catchphrase
Bleach
Rubber Gloves
Costco pack of Paper Towels
24 pk of Water
Industrial Size bottle of Ibuprofen
Event: Bar Olympics: A Case Race for the Cure
I decided to get my friends real drunk AND collect money to cure Cancer.  I know, I know... real Saint I am! 6 rounds of drinking games and bonus points for Icing someone, taking shots, or shotgunning a beer...let's just say that for once in my life- I was NOT the Haute Messiest!  As the referee, I was able to check my competitive hat at the door and just instigate the madness...

Memorable Moments:
- While explaining how to play Catchphrase, I was asked the following question "Can we hit the 'Next' button if we don't know what the word means?"  My reply? I thoughtfully pondered for 2 seconds and retorted, "No. I am pretty sure this was designed for someone with a 6th grade education." ZING!
- I offered 10 bonus points for anyone who could re-hang a broken shelf in my living room...I even provided tools and offered my power drill...to a girl who had been drinking for 6 hours.  Result? A beautiful, straight shelf (due to my iPhone handyman level app) and Senorita CalienteMess's dad stepping in.  Next Step? Bunking our beds so we have more room for activities!
- Alcoholic Sno Cones....not just for kids anymore.
- Me throwing pop its at HotPot Head (or my most recent face rape victim) yelling, "Dance, Monkey! Dance!"
- My bitchy little rat dog being chased around the house by multiple boys trying to pick her up and hold her like a baby... Catching that little bitch licking up spilled beer all night in spite of my yelling at her... Reaching down to touch said bitchy little rat dog to stroke her beer coated fur...and then feeling the pain that my parents must have felt when I continued to come home drunk in high school.

AND the most important part? Forgetting all about whats-his-name...

Signs that I am Growing Up:
- I remembered to use my Neti Pot AND wash my face before drunkenly passing out. 

2 comments:

  1. At least you won't break out if you washed your face!

    Sounds like you had A WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD night! Good to know you're moving on bb!!!

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  2. This came up on your LinkWithin so I'm not stalking haha but I LOVE THIS POST and am convinced that I somehow need to hang out with you!

    Also, GREAT IDEA with the Neti Pot before passing out! I'm sure that will avoid some fun hangovers.

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