Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Now This Just Seems Unhealthy

For the second night in a row, I have been hanging with friends, laughing, enjoying life and being single.  And for the second night in a row I have come home to a quiet house and wonder, "Did my bitchy little rat dog put herself to sleep?" SHO NUFF!  That dirty bitch got jiggy with my underwear/control top undergarments and passed out in a "post-coital" position on my bed next to the chewed up vicims.  The creepy part is that I don't even know where she finds these underwear because I am not leaving them out.  Its like she has radar..."Ooh- mom's happy and out and about.  Let's dip into my secret stash of old laundry I hide under her bed.  Then, I am going to make love to her dirty underwear for a while and pass out blissfully in her bed."
 I am not sure whether to consider her a little whore or a little lesbian.

6 comments:

  1. Hold up... Is that the actual dog? Let's see a pic of the dog in your underwear!

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  2. I may share a LOT of info online, but a picture of my underwear might be where I draw the line! :)

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  3. I can't stop laughing and have tears rolling down my face. OMG you're so f-ing funny.

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  4. Oh my stars. I am cracking up -- that last line is priceless.

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  5. Oh my stars. I am cracking up -- that last line is priceless.

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  6. I can't stop laughing and have tears rolling down my face. OMG you're so f-ing funny.

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