Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Summer of Single


I have decided that it is necessary that I have a punctuation mark in the long run-on sentence of disastrous dating experiences.  From dating and breaking The Bartender last October to dating and breaking the Nicest Guy in the World last Novemeber/December, to entertaining Mr. Awkward in January, to admitting my feelings for Mr. Biz in February, to my short lived relationship with Mr. Ballsy- I have had no time to just be.

I now declare this to be the Summer of Single...Yes- I will still entertain new possibilities.  Yes- I will still get drunk and say embarrassing and awful things.  Yes- I will still end up in awkward situations and I am sure I will make out and hook up.  BUT I am not on the prowl and I am not sacrificing any of MY life and my effort and my time.  They can come to me if they want- but I am no longer meeting anyone halfway.


And until I have properly mourned the loss of Rue McClanahan- I am just refocusing attention back to myself- I have been not as selfish as usual.  To remedy this- I will focus only on making myself happy and using men as they were intended- making out and free dinners.

5 comments:

  1. I. Love. This. Post.

    simply awesome. Last summer was one of the most fantastic summers of my life, and I didn't have a single date. I'm looking forward to a similar summer again in 2010!

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  2. LOL! This is the greatest post ever. I love it!

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  3. three cheers for free dinners!
    I believe that one of my friends used to rely on getting at least one free date dinner a week to pay for food. haha

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  4. LOL! This is the greatest post ever. I love it!

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  5. I. Love. This. Post.

    simply awesome. Last summer was one of the most fantastic summers of my life, and I didn't have a single date. I'm looking forward to a similar summer again in 2010!

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