Monday, July 26, 2010

A Monday Pull

Bringing back a borrowed idea from The Lost Plum that went over fairly well last time I posted one....I now present you with a Monday Pull to help you battle your case of the Mondays. 

While visiting my Mademoiselle BlondeMess a while ago, we went to a wine bar in Ann Arbor and parked ourselves at the end of the bar and began our 100mph chit chat catch up covering off all topics from boys to booze to high school gossip and beyond. After about 15 minutes of amazing girltalk, a small (and I mean SMALL)spanish troll-like man approaches us. His face legitimately looked like it was beat with the ugly stick when we was 10…which was approximately 35-45 years ago.
His brilliant pick up line?
Rumpelstiltskin: “Hola, ladies.  You are so very beautiful.  Are you twins?”

Me: *Thinking to myself* Hey crack smoker, I know that it may be hard to see out of your beady little eyes, but I am not 6ft tall or blonde with blue eyes…so no, we VERY clearly are not twins.  We actually couldn’t look anymore different.  

Mademoiselle BlondeMess: “Ha ha. *uncomfortable laugh* Ummmm, NO!”

Rumpelstiltskin: “Ah, so you like a little Spanish red?”

Me: *in all seriousness* “Sure, I love a good temperanillo.  Riojas can be too light at times, but in general I am a fan of Spanish wine.”

Rumpelstiltskin: “How about I give you my little Spanish red?” *raising his eyebrows suggestively*

Me: *vomiting in my mouth* “I can’t think of anything less appealing.”

(Note: He looked almost exactly like that picture...with a smaller beard...)

5 comments:

  1. Sketch. I would have been tempted to smack him upside the head.

    -Delilah

    ReplyDelete
  2. EWWWW!! My first job was as a hostess at a chain restaurant and one of the bus boys looked EXACTLY like that picture. So unfortunate for them.

    ReplyDelete
  3. RANK. And why would it be red!?

    ReplyDelete
  4. RANK. And why would it be red!?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Sketch. I would have been tempted to smack him upside the head.

    -Delilah

    ReplyDelete

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails