Friday, July 9, 2010

You Might Be a Hautemess If...

You Might Be a HauteMess If...
After a lunch of all vegetables, you decide that you need more "Substance" and go to Fresh Market to pick up some Sushi.  20min and $8.99 later, you have ruined some official government documents you are supposed to mail into the British Health Care Organization with Lite Soy Sauce and accidentally used so much wasabi that your nose dripped snot onto your ahi tuna, yet you continued to eat every bite of that fish and are contemplating if you can blame the fax machine toner in the U.K. for all those "brown marks" on the docs.

You Might Be a HauteMess If...
You look like this.  What in the fuckety fuck fuck is happening...are brushes out of style? is sun in back in style? is it back to preschool eating paste and cutting our own hair?

4 comments:

  1. That food sounds delicious. I hope it was.

    Those pictures are bad news. I hope your hair is less bleached than that in real life.

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  2. Food= Totally effing delish!

    Hair = totally proud brunette with healthy locks... just commenting on HollywoodMesses :)

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  3. Food= Totally effing delish!

    Hair = totally proud brunette with healthy locks... just commenting on HollywoodMesses :)

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  4. That food sounds delicious. I hope it was.

    Those pictures are bad news. I hope your hair is less bleached than that in real life.

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