Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Bachelorette Weekend: A Poll

So, beloved readers, I am packing right now for a Beach Weekend/Bachelorette Party and I am trying to determine what to bring with me...and what shenanigans to get into.

So picture this:
- 3 nights
- 9 Girls
- Beachfront Condo
- Southern Men
- Copious amounts of alcohol
- The ONLY Single girl on the trip? Mademoiselle HauteMess

So many bad decisions, so little time...so I am handing it over to you.  I will be weighing the votes from the comments section over the next 24 hours and I WILL make one of these things happen...assuming that I don't have to roofie a guy to be with me. I am hoping for a dash of Tara Reid, with a hint of Paris Hilton, and a healthy dose of Lilly Allen.

A. Dance floor makeout...or two (this may be a given regardless of the voting...it's sort of my thing)
B. Skinny Dip in the Atlantic (Shark Week has made this seem like a bad decision)
C. Use the cheesy pick up line rolodex (from "I lost my number, can I have yours?" to "I may not be the best looking girl in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you!, etc)
D. Give out my real number...but say my name is Winnie Cooper (just to see how many call backs I get)
E. Attempt to hook up on the beach (a little harder to guarantee since the clubs are nowhere near the beach...BUT, I am ambitious)
 Cast your vote in the comments section.  Remember...as Diddy said- Vote or Die! (not really...but it would be a lot cooler if you did!)


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5 comments:

  1. I'm going with C or D. You should have fun with it, and be silly, because that's way better than getting potential herpes or mono from making out with a random dude on the dance floor. By the way, I was a total dance floor make-out bandit in college, so we have that in common. I never did get herpes either. Phew!

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  2. Have a wicked time, love your blog your so funny. My top tip for wild weekends: don't wear any knickers and then you don't have to worry about finding them in the morning x

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  3. I'm voting for option B, but I highly recommend this during the day, rather than at night. Less chance of shark bites (thinking of you, luv) and less chilly apres dip (unruly leg hair regrowth, etc). Sorry to be practical, but...

    Where are you headed, btw? (I'm actually a Florida girl myself, so when you said the Atlantic, I thought I might know the beach/be able to recommend some good spots.)

    - B

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  4. Have a wicked time, love your blog your so funny. My top tip for wild weekends: don't wear any knickers and then you don't have to worry about finding them in the morning x

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