Thursday, August 12, 2010

Like Pinky and the Brain, except drunker


A MultiMILLION Dollar Idea, Drunk
Me (Pinky): So, remember that time you told me that one girl your friend hooked up with had herpes?
Black Out Boy (Brain): Yeah, but they just kissed- so he's good.
Me (Pinky): Yeah, but didn't she get The Herp from a one night stand?
Black Out Boy (Brain): That's what I've heard.
Me (Pinky):  If some dude gave me herpes I would make him marry my.  I'd be all like, 'Mofo, you best put a ring on it, because no one else will ever want to fuck us again.'"
Black Out Boy (Brain): *pondering*"I never thought of that...I wonder if people with herpes have a dating website?"
Me (Pinky): *eyes light up with excitement* "We could create HDATE.COM! BRILLIANT!  Like JDate for Jewish singles, this can be for singles affected with Le Herpes (pronouces 'Air-Pez', like Herm├Ęs).  We could be rich!"

Black Out Boy: "But then wouldn't people think WE had herpes?"
Me (Pinky): *crestfallen* "Good point. *sigh* I would rather be poor and not have herpes than rich with open sores on my vag."

 Another dream dashed...

5 comments:

  1. HAHA!
    Who wouldn't ?
    x
    Corianda
    http://corianda-corianda.blogspot.com

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  2. Interesting question, isn't it?

    AVEC sores (and Jimmy Choo's), or SANS them.

    I'm gonna need to think about this one. I mean, it's not as though they KILL you or anything...

    ;-)

    - B x

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  3. Hahaha that is seriously a good idea though- I bet it would work. 1 in 4 people have the herpeley erpelies, so there's definitely a market!

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