A MultiMILLION Dollar Idea, Drunk
Me (Pinky): So, remember that time you told me that one girl your friend hooked up with had herpes?
Black Out Boy (Brain): Yeah, but they just kissed- so he's good.
Me (Pinky): Yeah, but didn't she get The Herp from a one night stand?
Black Out Boy (Brain): That's what I've heard.Me (Pinky): If some dude gave me herpes I would make him marry my. I'd be all like, 'Mofo, you best put a ring on it, because no one else will ever want to fuck us again.'"
Black Out Boy (Brain): *pondering*"I never thought of that...I wonder if people with herpes have a dating website?"ès). We could be rich!"
Black Out Boy: "But then wouldn't people think WE had herpes?"Me (Pinky): *crestfallen* "Good point. *sigh* I would rather be poor and not have herpes than rich with open sores on my vag."
Another dream dashed...