Tuesday, August 31, 2010

So I Took Your Advice

I changed my OK Cupid profile to the one from this post: a more honest, raw look at me...word for word. I figured, "What do I have to lose? Some dude who would figure out all this shit eventually?"  If a guy doesn't like klutzy, dirty humored, vampire loving, goofballs- then I should waste my time anyway...right?  So let's wait and see what kind of response I get, shall we? :)

PLUS I sort of met someone on OK Cupid (using my old profile). He is FUCKING STUNNING!  THE most gorgeous man I have ever dated...and we have gone on two dates already.  The only issue that I had with him was some concern about...how do I say this....his sexuality.  I mean- he is BEAUTIFUL and smart and fun, BUT a little hard to read.
We met for coffee last week and ended up enjoying each other's company enough to grab dinner.  One little catch- I hadn't planned on dinner so I had to run home to let out Bitchy Little Rat Dog.  He followed me back to my place and I let him in.  While the Bitch was outside barking at squirrels and running around in circles procrastinating, he looked around my living room, complimented my decor, and then noticed my Audrey Hepburn box set. This led him to ask me what my favorite Hepburn movie was.  I told him "Breakfast At Tiffany's" (because who doesn't love a Hooker with a Heart of Gold?).  I thought to myself, "Odd question- but kinda cute that he taking an interest in my favorite movies!"

AND THEN...AND THEN...AND THEN he told me that "My Fair Lady" was HIS favorite.  Henry Higgins is his favorite move character of all time. *record scratch* WHAT?!?!

But he was just gorgeous enough to get another chance.  We hung out again on Saturday-  I invited him to a party with Mr. GayMess for an EXPERT opinion.  And just to be sure, we took him to Hamburger Mary's to see if that sparked anything.  Although he was hit on by several people, he politely declines without being disgusted or being all over me to mark some straight man territory.  So I consider that to be a success.  When he drove me home, he went in for the goodnight kiss. (i.e. drunken makeout in front of my house) And it was great!  So stay tuned!

9 comments:

  1. HAHAHA I always date men with a questionable sexuality - its just how I roll.

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  2. Some heterosexual men are actually sensitive and have refined taste! ;) I like your new Cupid profile...and believe me, if I can find a husband that loves me for all of my poop and fart talk, vulgar sense of humor, and complete weirdness, there is hope for all!

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  3. I seem to only fall for gay guys.

    Btw if you follow my blog you need to unfollow then refollow for my posts to appear in your blog feed.

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  4. Okay he just sounds ADORABLE! My manfriend is much the same; my best friend happens to be a gay man and I went with him to Pride this year. And the manfriend went with us despite all his friends being morons and making fun of him.

    The trannies LOVED a man with a beard, lavender shorts and a girlfriend. They kept buying us shots and I kept trying on their shoes.

    A guy that knows who he is and accepts who others are and embraces it is a magical thing.

    Its even better when they're kickass in bed.

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  5. OMMGGGGG love your blog girly! I cannot believe I haven't found you sooner, you are HILARIOUS! The title alone is fabulous :)

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  6. I love your blog so much i gave it one of those award thingies, so go claim it...

    http://theboyfrienddrama.blogspot.com/2010/08/my-first-blog-award.html

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  7. Haha! I just read through all of your posts on the first page and love your blog!

    But seriously,I hope this guy works out for you! Maybe he is just really into old hollywood? And he's probably just extremely comfortable with who he is. That's a great thing!

    So many people are having success through online dating (OK Cupid specifically), I wonder if I should give it a try...

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  8. Okay he just sounds ADORABLE! My manfriend is much the same; my best friend happens to be a gay man and I went with him to Pride this year. And the manfriend went with us despite all his friends being morons and making fun of him.

    The trannies LOVED a man with a beard, lavender shorts and a girlfriend. They kept buying us shots and I kept trying on their shoes.

    A guy that knows who he is and accepts who others are and embraces it is a magical thing.

    Its even better when they're kickass in bed.

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  9. OMMGGGGG love your blog girly! I cannot believe I haven't found you sooner, you are HILARIOUS! The title alone is fabulous :)

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