When I was in a sorority, vomiting in the trashcans and peeing in the sinks was commonplace (not classy, but common)...Drinking to excess? Who didn't !?! Puking on the bus? Sure. Making out with your date on the dance floor? Obvi! I once was sober exec at a dance where 39 people were arrested for underage drinking- so I am no stranger to sorostitute scandal. But nearly EVERY college kid drinks before age 21 almost all of them puke or make out in public at one time or another....
BUT these girls took public indecency and disorderly conduct to a whole new level...Even I am embarrassed for them...I think I actually blushed while reading some of these reports. To put it in terms that we can all understand- even the Jersey Shore castmates would give them the stink eye!
The full report of the sorostitutes' behavior can be found here.
In Honor of WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Wednesday, I shall share my favorite excepts from this report:
The professional bartender hired for the event personally witnessed a couple engaging in sexual congress, while surrounded by a cheering throng. The catering team interrupted two of your members engaging in sexual relations under of the banquet tables.Seriously? It is one thing to have sex in a dorm room while your roommate pretends to be asleep 15ft away and another to bang on a dance floor while your closest frenemies cheer you on...this isn't Amsterdam!! Live Sex Shows are not OK. WTF?!?
Feces? FECES?? FECES?!?! Why on God's Green Earth would you bring a boy to a dance who says things like, "Hey Bros, wanna come outside and watch me violently lose control of my bowels all over the side of a building?" OR bring one of the friends who said, "YUP! Forget these drunk slutty bitches running around having public sex...I want to see SHIT!" It might as well be 2 Frats, 1 cup. GEEZ! WTF?
I won't even go into the Alpha Xi Delta dance at the Underground Railroad Freedom Center where they trashed the museum and tried to pee in a priceless artifact- a preserved slave pen. I have never said something so old sounding in my life, but KIDS THESE DAYS!!! Can't live with em, can't retire on Social Security without em.