Thursday, September 30, 2010

So I Quit OK Cupid

Main Reasons that I Quit OK Cupid:


1. I realized that I am not comfortable meeting up with people that I met from online because I am convinced that they are significantly more likely to kidnap me, cut me into pieces, and cook me over an open flame.  I mean, yes- I realize that creepers can still hit on me at a bar, but I think that my in-person instincts are much more in tune than my online ones.

2. I am tired of meeting 23 year olds and 39 year olds.  At least at bars, I tend to only go to places where people my age gather.  Plus, my gaydar is a lot more accurate in person than online.

3. Homely, overweight hermits don't try to talk to me at bars, so I don't feel like such a bitch all the time with my standard, "Thank you so much for the compliment.  You are too sweet.  Unfortunately, I don't think that we would be a good match." And by match, I mean that you physically disgust me and I try to avoid situations that lead to extreme nausea.

4. Everyone's profile looks the exact same...they like to work out, spend time with family, want to travel more, learn to cook, and be awesome.  NEWSFLASH- walking to your car and driving to work does not count as working out! And heating up a Hot Pocket does not equal cooking.  I mean, at least when you get to know someone in person you can ask really strong follow up questions to make sure that people can back up their shit.

5. I am just shallow enough to admit that looks matter.  THEY DO.  Get over it.

6. If you are super funny and have a magnetic personality- that makes up for being average looking. But I will never see that in an online profile...personality just doesn't shine through in the "Hey, you looked interesting. Want to get to know me better?" private message.

7. If you are attractive AND have a magnetic personality- YOU ARE LIKELY NOT ON OK CUPID.  I mean, I tried it out- so it isn't impossible to find someone who is a total catch. (according to my mom) BUT, the odds are just too low to spend time perusing through profiles and replying to private messages.

8.  I never got one of those emails letting me know that I was really attractive and that they were going to start showing me hotter matches.  I'm not good enought for THEM?!?! Well, fuck off.  OK Cupid, You aren't good enough for me!!

33 comments:

  1. Smart move. Those match.com commercials where they say 'one in 5 relationships begin online' really scares me. I mean I get that everybody checks their fb/twitter all day. But I really don't think all the hot people are on online dating sites. I think they are too busy having fun with their real life cool friends.

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  2. i'm trying okcupid now. i'm in your boat...i think i'm pretty and and really f-ing cool, so why am i on there and where are the decent guys? i've had to block SO MANY WEIRDOS! i kept getting instant messages from this one guy so finally i told him i'm just not interested, he had the nerve to call me a stuck up bitch!! when you are using these websites to meet people, its almost forcing you to be superficial and basing your interest off looks. you can't get a feel for personality based of shitty profiles.

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  3. I'm on the fence...but I do think I am going to start online dating. i'm decent looking but I live in a suburban hell...besides I scare the hell out of most guys.

    I'm scared. Pray for me over pink colored martinis.

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  4. There is nothing easy about online dating. Its like a full time fucking job. Its exhausting, frustrating and sometimes has me wanting to crawl under my desk and hide from the aliens that inhabit the sites.

    Yet, I can't seem to quit it. One day perhaps.

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  5. Love your blog! So much fun. Internet dating is fun (to blog about) although painful to experience.

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  6. I'm really enjoying your blog! Glad to have found it.

    Gotta say, I'm on OKCupid and I had no idea they were handing out hotness awards. Damn.

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  7. I got one of those "hotness award" emails. I just assumed everyone did. I'm kind of surprised to hear that people didn't.

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  8. I got one of those "hotness award" emails. I just assumed everyone did. I'm kind of surprised to hear that people didn't.

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  9. I'm really enjoying your blog! Glad to have found it.

    Gotta say, I'm on OKCupid and I had no idea they were handing out hotness awards. Damn.

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  10. Smart move. Those match.com commercials where they say 'one in 5 relationships begin online' really scares me. I mean I get that everybody checks their fb/twitter all day. But I really don't think all the hot people are on online dating sites. I think they are too busy having fun with their real life cool friends.

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  11. I'm on the fence...but I do think I am going to start online dating. i'm decent looking but I live in a suburban hell...besides I scare the hell out of most guys.

    I'm scared. Pray for me over pink colored martinis.

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