I hate that water isn't delicious.
It is apparently the miracle drug responsible for being beautiful, healthy, and not fat...but as a true American child of the 80's- I crave Kool-Aid like drinks and Coca-Cola. Those are thirst quenching. All those people who "pretend" that water is yummy are smoking crack pipes in my book. SUGAR is yummy! Water tastes like nothing. That would be like me saying that "air is just so satisfying! I am so content just breathing all this delicious air." But I will never stop drinking Crystal Light and Coke Zero and Diet Mountain Dew...so eff me.
I hate watching people eat pizza and cupcakes on TV.
This is apparently all I think about these days...pizza and cupcakes, cupcakes and pizza. I would seriously give my left leg for the ability to eat pizza and cupcakes all day every day without ever being fat. (and can I please give a shout out to a lovely blogger who makes me want to gnaw on my mac book everytime she updates her blog! I want to roll around in those cupcakes, doll! Next time i am in Brighton- I will come in your store and body slam some of those cupcakes!) But for now, I will continue to walk upright, using both legs...without the cupcakes and pizza in my lunchbox. (If I ever have twins, I want to name them after my two favorite frosting ingredients, Lard & Butter)
I hate people with naturally fast metabolisms.
I am normally not a fan of stealing- being one of the 10 Commandments and all - but if it were possible to thieve someone's metabolism(perhaps a 16 year old boy's), I would pull an Ocean's 11-like heist on that bitch. See above for my reasoning why....
I hate that Padma Lakshmi and Giada DeLaurentiis are so fucking gorgeous and eat food made with real oil, butter, and sugar.
And I hate that Heidi Klum has 4 kids and looks better than me even when I was an overdeveloped 14 year old. But I love each one of these ladies...I just hate their metabolisms...see above.
Weight Loss Update: So far I have lost 7lbs...7 hard earned lbs. I am in fact so close to my goal of 10 that I have now upped the ante to lose 15 before my 28th birthday...so please bare with my afternoon cravings turned rage against the metabolism tirade! :)
P.S. I also hate that when I went to the gym this morning (for the first time since February) the smell of IHOP was wafting around my nose as I walked out...cruelly taunting me...eff!