This strange and sudden rush of emotion could stem from the fact that it is break up season for the Fall line up of TV Shows- Dan and Vanessa on Gossip Girl, Laurie and Smith on Cougar Town, Don Draper and His Blonde on Mad Men, Kenny Powers and Vida on East Bound and Down. AND I watched (500) Days of Summer AND He's Just Not That Into You in the past 24 hours...so basically I may have done this to myself. I am an emotional cutter. I, unknowingly, emotionally bullied myself into a vulnerable state. So...for now, I shall retreat into my adolescent emotional core and write love letters to Jordan Catalano while doodling on my algebra homework.
While I am off doing that, I shall share with you my favorite quotes from the cinematic love/lust/heartache roller coaster I just stepped off:
"I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love." - Laurie, Cougar Town
"Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. They called me perfectly adequate Hansen." -Tom [taking a sip of champagne]
"They used to call me anal girl." - Summer
[Tom spits out the champagne]
"I was very neat and organized." - Summer, (500) Days of Summer
"Roses are red; violets are blue. Fuck you, whore." - Tom, (500) Days of Summer
"You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!" -Anna
Yes, that is Ricky Vasquez on the left.
"Did you just say 'Dry hump'? " -Ben
"I think I just fell in love." -Ben, He's Just Not That Into You
"Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call." - Joshua, He's Just Not That Into You