Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Search Strings that Led to THIS Blog Part Deux

In case you missed the first time that I did this, I took a page from fellow Blogger Extraordinaire, The Lost Plum.  I decided to look at the search strings that people have typed into google or yahoo or whatever to see what terms/phrases led people to find my blog.  As always, this was incredibly enlightening, frightening, and humorous.  I have not edited or altered these beauties in any way...because unlike those bastards on Nip/Tuck- I believe they are perfect exactly how they were born...even if evolution should weed out whoever typed them.

I now present you with "Search Strings that Led to THIS Blog, Part 2!"

1.Diary of a spinster (ed. note: a personal favorite! someone really googled this shit)


2. Algebra 2 suck it quotes


3. "childbearing hips" insult

4. Mikael Blomkvist promiscuity

5. carrie bradshaw is evil (ed. note: I imagine this to be someone from Abu Dhabi, pissed off by those Ugly Americans in SATC2)

6. Carrie Bradshaw hooker (same man as above, I am sure)

7. man wanted ad

8. Porn knickers 80s (ed. note: this one is very mystical to me...no fucking clue)

5 comments:

  1. Hmm number 8 is a mystery to me too. People google to strangest things. This makes me want to check on what people have typed to find my blog.

    xx,
    Delilah

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  2. I too am obsessed with these (obviously, see also for proof: http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com/search/label/unpopular%20search%20terms).

    My favorite (possibly) was: "what say women uncut hair of penice and vagina can give more enjoyable sex?" I am sorry to report that that searcher probably did not find their answer on my blog.

    jill
    in bed with married women
    http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

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  3. I've been posting my search term of the day on twitter every day for over a year and I am insanely jealous of: "childbearing hips" insult! These are amazing :)

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  4. I've been posting my search term of the day on twitter every day for over a year and I am insanely jealous of: "childbearing hips" insult! These are amazing :)

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  5. I too am obsessed with these (obviously, see also for proof: http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com/search/label/unpopular%20search%20terms).

    My favorite (possibly) was: "what say women uncut hair of penice and vagina can give more enjoyable sex?" I am sorry to report that that searcher probably did not find their answer on my blog.

    jill
    in bed with married women
    http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

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