Friday, November 12, 2010

Don't Be Jealous...

Happy HauteMess Friday!

I won a fucking fabulous award from a fellow blogger that I love and respect- Thanks Alice X at Guys, Boys, & Men.  The reason this award is so dear to me at this moment is because it reminds me that I.DON'T(shouldn't).GIVE.A.FUCK!  Lately, a few incidents have had me questioning a need to censor myself on the blog- whether it be a few acquaintances who have turned on me and chose to leave unrelated, garbage comments on the blog or Mr. Ballsy emailing me to "apologize for hurting me" because he had heard that I "ripped him a new one" on my blog...both of those incidents have really made me reconsider what I am posting.  UNTIL NOW!  Thanks for the reminder, Alice X!


I am also inspired by my "Near Love Experience" last night - kind of like a Near Death Experiece, except that I encountered my future husband, Daniel Tosh. I saw him do his stand up routine last night and he inspired me- so what if its not PC?  So what if it doesn't make someone happy?  I just state the facts.  You call me when you have evidence to the contrary.

Therefore, I would like to dedicate this award to the frenemies who have been checking my blog up to 8 times a day, waiting to write something unfounded and mean (yes, I have IP address tracking) and to the snitch who knows both me and my ex, reads this blog, and ran to tell him that I "ripped him a new one"- I.DON'T.GIVE.A.FUCK!  Carry on.  I sure will.


Now to pass this bad boy on to the baddest bitches I know and love:

Awkward Sex and the City - Yes, I know that she has already won this award...but I can't help it.  I have a girl crush on this bitch because she can make anything hilarious- from crooked dicks to lack of health insurance!  Paige, I have a literary boner for you!

Inside Out & Backwards - Oh Sister Mary Hellish, I love you!  Every single day I am amazed at the sage advice and witty observations- read this blog, you will love it, too!


Vodka & Ground Beef - I read something every day that shocks and delights me.  She kind of reminds me of my husband Tosh- sarcasm and humor that pushing boundaries but always hilarious!

There are so many more that I love (check my blog roll to the right) and frankly, I am too lazy to post every single one of them even thought all of them are worthy of this award! (and IDGAF! See what I did there? I used this award to justify my laziness)

So if you wave your hands in the air like you just don't care...then this award is for YOU!  Take it and run!

7 comments:

  1. I love this blog -- just read your old post about OK Cupid, how funny. Totally bookmarking this one.

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  2. yes, the other day i lost a handful of followers and got briefly and uncharacteristically self-reflective. what could it have been? oh, several thing--was it the offensive comment regarding religion? overuse of the word 'cockstand'? dissing richard marx? oh, it could have been one of SO many things.
    i guess i really IDGAF.
    ps loved your bathroom post the other day.
    jill
    http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

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  3. um shut the fuck up...i have a boner for you!!

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  4. @capitolhill - thank you kindly!

    @ jill - Yep, I try not to worry what people think in my real life so I should take that same philosophy in the blogoshpere! And Richard Marx can suck it!

    @ Paige - you looked at me and said 'cash or credit' and I jizzed in my pants.

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  5. You're welcome, i love the fact that you don't censor your posts!

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  6. You're welcome, i love the fact that you don't censor your posts!

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  7. I love this blog -- just read your old post about OK Cupid, how funny. Totally bookmarking this one.

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