Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!

As you all prepare to embark on your tryptophan & carb eating marathon, I come bearing Holiday Gifts of epic proportions.  I, on the other hand, will be savoring my once a year treat (twice this year) of Hardee's breakfast while road tripping to the great white North of Indiana to enjoy such "crowd pleasers" as OYSTER stuffing, asparagus casserole with eggs in it, cauliflower & mayonnaise salad, and CONGEALED (jello) SALAD!  (GAWD MY FAMILY SUCKS AT COOKING....)  So enjoy your culinary treats while I choke down some dry turkey, load up on butter taters, and drink my weight in wine!

And now for your gifts...no need to be nice, naughty readers are winners as well!


REMINDER: The average American will consumer 4,000 calories today.  While trying to compensate for the carb binge later, may I remind you that a delicious meal replacement/festive anytime drink is the LIGHT RUSSIAN!  Slim Fast, not just for meal replacements anymore.

 Bitchy Little Rat Dog wanted you all to have a copy of her most recent "Glamour Shots."


"Happy Holidays" From Tom, HauteMess and Bitchy Litte Rat Dog!


7 comments:

  1. Happy holidays! I'm gonna heat up some of that glühwein now to celebrate (christmas in advance). Mmmm, warm alcohol..

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  2. "CONGEALED (jello) SALAD" haha sounds great send me the recipe!

    Happy Thanksgiving to America, here in the UK it's just plain old thursday, there's frost on the ground and my car keeps icing up, eating congealed salad with loved ones seems pretty tempting right now.

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  3. I like your feisty blog!
    In the third final picture, "rat dog" reminds me of the dog from the grinch with the antlers tied to his head :)

    Meri
    merigoesround.blogspot.com

    cheers!

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  4. I'm very intrigued by the light russian...although vodka tends to make me sick so I wonder if I can substitute rum....

    ...this may have to be my Friday afternoon...eerr, evening...experiment.

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  5. Ugh, slim fast :-/ not my thing.

    Hey I gave you an award over on my blog today!

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  6. I'm very intrigued by the light russian...although vodka tends to make me sick so I wonder if I can substitute rum....

    ...this may have to be my Friday afternoon...eerr, evening...experiment.

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  7. Happy holidays! I'm gonna heat up some of that glühwein now to celebrate (christmas in advance). Mmmm, warm alcohol..

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