As you all prepare to embark on your tryptophan & carb eating marathon, I come bearing Holiday Gifts of epic proportions. I, on the other hand, will be savoring my once a year treat (twice this year) of Hardee's breakfast while road tripping to the great white North of Indiana to enjoy such "crowd pleasers" as OYSTER stuffing, asparagus casserole with eggs in it, cauliflower & mayonnaise salad, and CONGEALED (jello) SALAD! (GAWD MY FAMILY SUCKS AT COOKING....) So enjoy your culinary treats while I choke down some dry turkey, load up on butter taters, and drink my weight in wine!
And now for your gifts...no need to be nice, naughty readers are winners as well!
REMINDER: The average American will consumer 4,000 calories today. While trying to compensate for the carb binge later, may I remind you that a delicious meal replacement/festive anytime drink is the LIGHT RUSSIAN! Slim Fast, not just for meal replacements anymore.
"Happy Holidays" From Tom, HauteMess and Bitchy Litte Rat Dog!