Monday, November 22, 2010

It's Always Sunny on the Real Bitches of Cincinnati: SVU

Madame MarriedMess and I were text message recapping our shenanigans after a charity event at The Aquarium and a new idea for a Reality TV Show was born:
Me - text in green
Madame MarriedMess - text in purple


"I just remembered saying that a fish reminded me of my dead grandfather. wow. that actually happened."

"Hahahahaha....Yes, you did!!"

"I was pretty certain it had the same face as him. awesome."

"There were 2 of them, actually! It was tough to make fun of you because you were so sure- but I still tried."

"Oh, Lord. It's moments like these that I do wish I was on a reality show."

"I agree. I think its a mistake to focus on those fucking housewives, we are much more entertaining."

"Hell yes! "The Real Bitches of Cincinnati""


"Let's submit that show to Bravo pronto!  We may find out just how many people our dudefriend is actually fucking- girls and guys."

"yes- we'd be awesome and solve mysteries.  The Real Bitches of Cincinnati: SVU"

"Done! And we make movies and business propositions- It's Always Sunny on the Real Bitches of Cincinnati:SVU"

"In black face"

"Bahaha! Obvi!"
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I really think that Bravo or E! could earn wild popularity and accolades for featuring us! I mean, who wouldn't want to watch based on the amazing plot summary below:

It's Always Sunny on The Real Bitches of Cincinnati: SVU follows the busy lives (and lazy asses) of a group of intimidatingly sardonic and brilliant women as they juggle their demanding careers and alcohol consumption while navigating the wonderful world of jam-packed social calendars (requiring both snuggies and evening gowns), small city drama and cattiness, and mysteries that MUST be solved.  Armed with red wine and a wifi internet connection- there is nothing these bitches can't do!

3 comments:

  1. Haha, reality is so much better than reality TV

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  2. this needs to happen...like this really needs to happen

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  3. this needs to happen...like this really needs to happen

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