I have the best MFFBF EVER! (Mother Fucking Fake Boyfriend) Last night, he came over to Senorita CalienteMess our Christmas presents. BEST.GIFTGIVER. EVER!
- MASH notebook and a "Check Yourself" notebook
- Mustache Pint Glasses
- Easy to conceal flasks
- A Pot Brownies and Cookies Cookbook
We were so grateful that we decided to make a whole night out of it. After finishing 3 bottles of wine, pub crawling through my neighborhood square (Karaoke, Jukebox domination, and Vodka consumption), killing him at scrabble, and then killing a whole pizza - I think I may extend this contract to Valentine's Day!!
I am basically Sophia already, without the brain damage.
Which Golden Girl do you think you will be?