Here's the scoop:
During a recent evening of shenanigans with Mr. GayMess, Senorita CalienteMess, and the MFBF (mutha fuckin boyfriend), I basically sat with my iphone in hand like a total dork emailing myself all night with different quotes and conversations. Out of context - they are hilarious(to me)! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to GUESS THE CONTEXT and try to figure out what we were doing while saying the following things. Post your guesses in the comments section. (The answer will be posted this week.)
Mr. GayMess: "It went in the wrong hole!"Now...GUESS!!!
Senorita CalienteMess: "Wait! Are we gonna play the NEW hole?"
Me: "Of course."
Mr. GayMess: "So, I need to pull it out of THAT hole?"
Mr. GayMess: "I got water on my knee mutha fucker! WOMKMF!"
Senorita CalientaMess: "Jesus! You're like the fucking Gestapo on that red thing."
Senorita CalienteMess: "We aren't even doing anything, and I am pitting like a mother fucker."
Mr. GayMess: "No!!!! Not in the bell hole- good God!"
Me: "I'm squeezing as hard as I can and nothing!"
Mr. GayMess: "That's what she said. Or maybe she didn't. I don't know. I have never known what she said."
Mr. GayMess: "I'm not happy about what I am possibly about to do."