Monday, December 13, 2010

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Sorry that I have been MIA...I was home less than 24 hours last week before being called back into duty.  I had exactly enough time to attend "A Very Vaggie Christmas" with "The Messes" (Married, Caliente, Blonde, Ginger, Tan...the crew!), consume my weight in cheese and buffalo chicken dip, drink 1.5bottles of wine, and give Madame MarriedMess some fake hair, a Kittens Calendar (as in "KITTENS! Inspired by Kittens"), and the OJ Simpson Book "If I Did It: Confessions of a Killer" in a white elephant gift exchange. In return, I received a 24inch dancing snowman wearing a mustache and holding candy cigarettes and condoms.  BEST.CHRISTMAS.EVER!

After about a bottle of wine, I was contacted about an emergency trip for work that required me to leave in less than 12 hours.  So I made some drunken AAA travel arrangements and hoped for the best.  Bitchy Little Rat Dog screamed like a real girl when I tiptoed out on Sunday morning with the never unpacked suitcase from the previous week's travels.  I am apparently as elusive as that ho bag, Carmen Sandiego.

This all sparked a thought...I should take a few pics of where I am and let you guess,
"Where in the World is Mademoiselle HauteMess."  It will be like a travel blog entry, except for shitty places like Akron and Toledo. 
Source


CLUES:
I was last seen in the city that eats cheez wiz on steak.
This city is the home of the original stair master.
I saw this as I was driving down 309 South back to the Downtown Westin:
I am in a city that loves old broken shit so much that they made it a tourist attraction.


WHERE IN THE WORLD AM I??

I leave you with an extra special treat as my formal apology for falling off the radar...FUN FACT: I have been both Waldo and Carmen for Halloween...

13 comments:

  1. You're in Philly? I hope there is only one city that puts Cheez Wiz on anything.

    And WHERE did you get the OJ book? I thought they stopped that from being released?

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  2. My best girl friend was Waldo a few years ago. Totally cute and you are rocking the Carmen outfit... I don't know where you are though..

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  3. @Shannon: Oh...the OJ book is in absolute poor taste. He dedicated it to Ron Goldman! Amazon.com, baby!

    @Jules: Thanks! Waldo has picked up in popularity, but I like to think I was a real trendsetter with Carmen. :)

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  4. Haha, I was working in a bookstore when the OJ book first came out, we had no choice but to carry it, because we worked for a large chain... we had to put up signs explaining why the company we worked for chose to carry it, and we even had protesters outside of our store! It was crazy. They took it off the shelves shortly thereafter, because people kept stealing it.

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  5. I don't have a clue but I like this game lol

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  6. You were in Philadelphia? Haha I love that you have been both of them for Halloween!

    xx,
    Delilah

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  7. I was in Philly for 3 nights...and it was bitter cold and delicious!

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  8. I was in Philly for 3 nights...and it was bitter cold and delicious!

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  9. Haha, I was working in a bookstore when the OJ book first came out, we had no choice but to carry it, because we worked for a large chain... we had to put up signs explaining why the company we worked for chose to carry it, and we even had protesters outside of our store! It was crazy. They took it off the shelves shortly thereafter, because people kept stealing it.

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  10. @Shannon: Oh...the OJ book is in absolute poor taste. He dedicated it to Ron Goldman! Amazon.com, baby!

    @Jules: Thanks! Waldo has picked up in popularity, but I like to think I was a real trendsetter with Carmen. :)

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