Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Who Is the UGLIEST Famous Person You Would Do?

Along the same vein as my post yesterday talking about the lowest number on a 10-point scale that you would date, I realized that celebrities aren't held to the same standards.  I know this because Meatloaf is married and Marilyn Manson can bag Evan Rachel Wood.

 Sorry if those images made anyone lose their lunch...but it is the harsh reality.  Famous people aren't held to the same standards as regular folk.  Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't even ask for an autograph from either of those monsters above....but some girls still fuck them. 

After careful consideration, I have determined that I still have some pretty high standards for who I would Fame Bang. I would not go for most people who are currently on or have ever been on Saturday Night Live (except Chevy Chase from the 70s and Andy Samburg if he hides his teeth).  I would not go for anyone currently playing a character on Big Love, either.

SO...who is the ugliest famous person that I would famebang??
PRINCE HARRY!  I don't even care that he takes more after his hideous father than his fair mother...I would pull the shit out of the ginger hair! Hopefully I would also get to wear some of the crown jewels during...see some beautiful rubies and emeralds and diamonds dripping across my naked body would totally make up for those teeth!

What about you?  What's the lowest you'd go?

10 comments:

  1. This is hilarious and I'm sad that I can't really think of someone... Perhaps Jack Black?...That guy is funny as hell though...

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  2. Rick Moranis, of Honey I Shrunk the Kids fame. Yeah, I'd do it.

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  3. Oh man, this is good. I'm going to go with DJ Qualls, that awkward skinny guy from Road Trip.

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  4. First of all, Prince Harry is not F-UGLY! Second, Lil Wayne takes the cake.

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  5. dj qualls! oh, no way!

    however i would do jonah hill, so i'm not really one to talk.

    jill
    http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

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  6. OMG, I totally think Harry is cute now! WIlliam on the other hand, ugh. I'm kind of into Ron White. Not hot, but he's rude and funny, and I just want him to treat me badly!

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  7. OMG, I totally think Harry is cute now! WIlliam on the other hand, ugh. I'm kind of into Ron White. Not hot, but he's rude and funny, and I just want him to treat me badly!

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  8. Oh man, this is good. I'm going to go with DJ Qualls, that awkward skinny guy from Road Trip.

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  9. Rick Moranis, of Honey I Shrunk the Kids fame. Yeah, I'd do it.

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  10. Brilliant post! But Harry, he's a fox! Posh Totty!

    I would do Gerard Depardieu (Green Card version). Don't judge me. x

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