While sitting on the couch watching hangover friendly movies (e.g. A League of Their Own)
Senorita CalienteMess: "If I live with you forever, I am going to become an agoraphobic invalid!"
While watching Man vs. Food:
HauteMess: "I don't know if I'd have sex with the host. I'd be afraid he'd vomit gourmet food on me."
Captain Inappropriate: "Well, he IS a "
Best.Text.Ever! Received at like 2PM on a Tuesday:
Senorita CalienteMess: "Duuuude. If the end of the world is 2012, we have just over 300 days to fuck shit up. Whatcha doin?"
While fighting with my mother on the phone about her incessant need to send me forwarded emails bashing Democrats:
HauteMess: "Please don't force me to talk about politics with you. I don't make you talk about vampires with me!"
Most exciting text about television:
Madame MarriedMess: "My DVR was recording when I got home. I checked what is taping and it is R.L. Stine's "The Haunting Hour." We must watch ASAP.
Another "common mistake" from Senorita CalienteMess while watching "Can't Buy Me Love." (again...hungover):
Senorita CalienteMess: "Dude! That is a sweet fucking Illinois Shirt."
HauteMess: (incredulously) "Um. Dude. It says 'Blue Moon.'"
p.s. I fucking LOVE Patrick Dempsey circa 1987. "Can't Buy Me Love" is one of the greatest movies of all time. Fo sho!