Sunday, January 23, 2011

Best Quotes of the Month

While sitting on the couch watching hangover friendly movies (e.g. A League of Their Own)
Senorita CalienteMess: "If I live with you forever, I am going to become an agoraphobic invalid!"


While watching Man vs. Food:
HauteMess: "I don't know if I'd have sex with the host. I'd be afraid he'd vomit gourmet food on me."
Captain Inappropriate: "Well, he IS a Jew."

Best.Text.Ever! Received at like 2PM on a Tuesday:
Senorita CalienteMess: "Duuuude. If the end of the world is 2012, we have just over 300 days to fuck shit up. Whatcha doin?"

While fighting with my mother on the phone about her incessant need to send me forwarded emails bashing Democrats:
HauteMess: "Please don't force me to talk about politics with you.  I don't make you talk about vampires with me!"

Most exciting text about television:
Madame MarriedMess: "My DVR was recording when I got home.  I checked what is taping and it is R.L. Stine's "The Haunting Hour." We must watch ASAP.

Another "common mistake" from Senorita CalienteMess while watching "Can't Buy Me Love." (again...hungover):
Senorita CalienteMess: "Dude! That is a sweet fucking Illinois Shirt."
HauteMess: (incredulously) "Um.  Dude.  It says 'Blue Moon.'"

p.s. I fucking LOVE Patrick Dempsey circa 1987.  "Can't Buy Me Love" is one of the greatest movies of all time. Fo sho!

10 comments:

  1. I have never see Can't buy me love, i must watch those outfits look amazing. You can't go wrong with a cut of vest :)

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  2. Patrick Dempsey circa any time in the last 10 years is f-ing HOT. He's my celebrity boyfriend, can you tell? ;)

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  3. seriously im pretty sure we are the same fucking person

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  4. Cant Buy Me Love is AMAZING. Actually, all cheesy 80's movies are amazing.

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  5. Can't buy me love is great guilty pleasure movie. The clothes are so 80's... all the fringe!

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  6. ok Can't Buy Me Love is now added and moved to the top position on my Netflix...I'm excited.

    and seriously...that is THE Best txt EVER!

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  7. I totally force my mom to talk about vampires with me...

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  8. Can't buy me love is SO tits! License to Drive, The Lost Boys, Weird Science, and Heathers are all on my love list too. what can i say? i'm a sucker weirdos, misfits and social outcasts...unless they get too close. No borderline creeps need apply

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  9. ok Can't Buy Me Love is now added and moved to the top position on my Netflix...I'm excited.

    and seriously...that is THE Best txt EVER!

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  10. Patrick Dempsey circa any time in the last 10 years is f-ing HOT. He's my celebrity boyfriend, can you tell? ;)

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