Monday, January 24, 2011

I Found LOST

I have a confession to make.  I am a LOSTaholic....approx 6 years late.  I just discovered it on Netflix.  And I am in love!  I am more than just in love...I am addicted.

Back when Lost first aired, I was a college student focused 100% on drinking, studying, wearing ironic T Shirts from Goodwill, and the only TV I ever watched was Desperate Housewives.  All I ever heard about was how amazing Lost was and how addictive it was.  However, I ALSO heard that if you missed the beginning, you might as well wait for the DVDs to come out and watch from the beginning.

Believe it or not, my schedule these past 6 years has been PACKED!  Between Gossip Girl, Gilmore Girls reruns, 90210 (the original), One Tree Hill, and all 20 seasons of the Real World - I just couldn't be bothered with Lost.

But last weekend, I opened Pandora's Box...I pulled up my Netflix Instant Queue, sat on my couch with Senorita CalienteMess, Bitchy Little Rat Dog, and a large pizza and watched 13 episodes in 1 day!  Then again this past weekend, I donated approximately 16 hours of my life to J.J. Abrams and an additional 2 full nights of sex dreams to Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway.  All I have to say about that is, "MOTHER FUCKING LOST!"

I know, I know.  2004 called and it wants its "DUH!" back.  But I just can't stop thinking about it.  It invades all of my thoughts...I have so many questions, like:

- Why isn't anyone boning yet??  I am halfway through season 2 and I haven't seen enough nudity.

- On a related note, Kate is workin' my perm.  Bitch has her pick of the two hottest guys in the world, and she just mopes around the island fully clothed.  I mean, if I were on a desert island with hot guys like Sawyer and Jack, I would be naked ALL the time!

- If there are scissors on the island, why hasn't anyone cut Hurley's hair in his sleep?  But on a positive note, I like Hurley a lot more than I ever thought I would after judging his hair in the first episode.

- How did Locke learn all this stuff?  I highly doubt he tracked any boars in his wheelchair, and stalking your dad after he steals your kidney is not quite the same as hunting boars in the jungle with a suitcase of knives.

- Will Mercutio (a.k.a. michael) ever see his soaking wet child again?  The whole Ghostwriter chatroom scenes are freaking my shit out.

- Who names their kid "Boone?" Also, Ian Somerhalder (a.k.a. Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries, a.k.a. My Boyfriend) looked way less hot with his Frosted Mullet in Training on the Island. 

- I am still an Assholic. I just LOVE Sawyer.  I love Jack, too.  But Sawyer is funnier and more surprising.  Plus he looks like he would be WAY better in bed...like he may pick you up, carry your ass up two flights of stairs and toss you on a bed, ravaging you...and his scruff is just long enough not to be too scratchy but short enough not to look smelly.  And I bet when he sweats, it smells like Stetson!

Welp, if I can't shake myself out of this, I guess you will all have to get used to stories about sex dreams instead of drunken makeouts since I am unlikely to leave my couch until I make it through every single season of Lost!!  (don't worry, at this rate I am going- I will be done in another 4 weekends) 

5 comments:

  1. It's in the instant queue? Maybe I should watch it? Those hotties make me want to at least give it a chance... ;)

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  2. Congratulations on discovering LOST! I was OBSESSED with it while it was on the air and only missed one episode (which I watched later online).

    Hurley only gets better as the seasons progress, as does Sawyer's appeal. Kate gets more annoying. Jack, eh. Not so much into him. Don't let ANYONE ruin ANY part of the show for you, or give anything away! You have to watch it as it happens, without knowing anything in advanced!

    I cannot express enough how much I loved this show! :-) My favorite has, and always will be, Charlie.

    Enjoy it! (This post has just inspired me to want to go back and watch all 6 seasons again!)

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  3. @Missy Salsa- totally worth it! All 6 seasons are on netflix instant streaming.

    @Betty- it is AMAZING! I watched 30 episodes in 3 days. I skipped 2 workouts and countless hours of sleep in order to watch because I can't imagine waiting any longer to know what happens next. It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to look up spoilers online!! :)

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  4. Lol I just wrote a post on my blog about Ian Somerhalder and how I could never watch LOST when it was still airing :-) But I might give it a try now!

    Love your blog btw!

    Ladyohlala.com

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  5. @Missy Salsa- totally worth it! All 6 seasons are on netflix instant streaming.

    @Betty- it is AMAZING! I watched 30 episodes in 3 days. I skipped 2 workouts and countless hours of sleep in order to watch because I can't imagine waiting any longer to know what happens next. It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to look up spoilers online!! :)

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