Wednesday, February 16, 2011

BEST.QUESTION.EVER!

DEEP QUESTIONS with Madame MarriedMess

Leave it to Madame MarriedMess to ask the best drunken question ever.  After consuming a bathtub's worth of red wine, we were sitting on the couch and talking about life and philosophy.  (Naturally)  Suddenly, she smacks me in the face with the most intense, most difficult question that I have ever been asked.


IF YOU HAD TO, WHICH ONE OF THE FINALISTS ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE WOULD YOU BANG?

A. Nene from Real Housewives

B. Star Jones

C. Latoya Jackson

D. Gary Busey

E. Meatloaf

How does one even begin to answer this question?  The possibilities are horrifying.

I, of course, had no idea which was the less-est evil. (yes, I know it is "least...but it just sounds better that way. Lay off me!)

I chose...Star Jones because she is skinny now and still sassy.  However, immediately after making my choice, I was reminded that she probably has saggy skin everywhere. FAIL.

Madame MarriedMess never fails to shock me.  Her answer?

Deep in thought, she whispered, "Probably Gary Busey just to see what happens.  What do you think his face would look like?"

Who would YOU bang? (and "none of the above" is never an option)

6 comments:

  1. That's a tough one but i'd have to go with meat loaf purely down to his name and the fact that i could close my eyes and get him to sing to me. I'm a sick, sick woman!

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  2. Meatloaf. Totally. Just to see what happens. And maybe he will sing. What's the song again? Damn. I forgot... Something about love, right? Oh "I will do anything for love, but I won't do that..." ha ha... hmmmm... interesting lyrics considering the question. Besides, Paradise in the Dashboard Light is like the best song EVER. Maybe he would sing that.

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  3. Latoya jackson. I want to smack the hell out of her. That woman(correct me if i'm wrong) gives me creeps. I would beat her to deaaattthhhh, while banging her!!



    Bitchzilla on The loose.

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  4. I'm going to have to jump on the Meatloaf train...but only after we get wasted and karaoke to Paradise on the Dashboard Lights (can you karaoke to your own song???) guess we'll find out!

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  5. Oh my God, this IS horrifying. I would probably go with Latoya because SOME connection to the Jackson's would be good, right? RIGHT?!

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  6. I'm going to have to jump on the Meatloaf train...but only after we get wasted and karaoke to Paradise on the Dashboard Lights (can you karaoke to your own song???) guess we'll find out!

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