DEEP QUESTIONS with Madame MarriedMess
Leave it to Madame MarriedMess to ask the best drunken question ever. After consuming a bathtub's worth of red wine, we were sitting on the couch and talking about life and philosophy. (Naturally) Suddenly, she smacks me in the face with the most intense, most difficult question that I have ever been asked.
IF YOU HAD TO, WHICH ONE OF THE FINALISTS ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE WOULD YOU BANG?
A. Nene from Real Housewives
B. Star Jones
C. Latoya Jackson
D. Gary Busey
How does one even begin to answer this question? The possibilities are horrifying.
I, of course, had no idea which was the less-est evil. (yes, I know it is "least...but it just sounds better that way. Lay off me!)
I chose...Star Jones because she is skinny now and still sassy. However, immediately after making my choice, I was reminded that she probably has saggy skin everywhere. FAIL.
Madame MarriedMess never fails to shock me. Her answer?
Deep in thought, she whispered, "Probably Gary Busey just to see what happens. What do you think his face would look like?"
Who would YOU bang? (and "none of the above" is never an option)