Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Goodbye, My Love! (R.I.P. LOST and Nate Dogg)

Last night, I cried my eyes out at the end of Lost...and I blame mother fucking Vincent! He was so cute and loyal and always ran out of the woods at the best times...I will miss that dog.  
Senorita CalienteMess and I finished 6 years worth of J.J. Abrams television genius in less than 2 months.  It is a fair statement to say that we watched Lost religiously.  We added up the number of hours we spent with Sawyer & Jack - 81 hours.

Then we calculated the average number of times we attend church per year... on average ~9hrs per year. (to be clear, I brought that number WAY down).  In order to attend as much church as Lost, it would take us 9 years! 

When we turned off the TV, we looked at each other and she said, "Don't you feel like we may start having flashbacks and remember another life, and now that the show is over, it's time for us to move on, too?"  To which I simply replied, "Yes. So, when do you want to re-start Lost Season 1?"

Lost is over.  Now what?

And now Nate Dogg? Rest In Peace, Regulator.

I hope you find your definition of heaven, as defined in the Eminem classic, "Shake That":
"Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine..."

4 comments:

  1. We started watching LOST season 1....and then we skipped to season 5 because I'm just not sure I can sit through seasons 2-4 again. I loved Vincent too!

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  2. Ok, I seriously seriously bawled at the end of Lost.

    I was the only one in the room who did though so I felt like an idiot!

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  3. Nate Doss is DEAD????

    !!!

    ???

    "He said he wants a slut. Hope you don't mind - I told him how you like it from behind..."

    *weeps*

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  4. Nate Doss is DEAD????

    !!!

    ???

    "He said he wants a slut. Hope you don't mind - I told him how you like it from behind..."

    *weeps*

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