Pinky (Madame MarriedMess): What does one do while stuck in an airport in Jerz?
Brain (ME): Same thing we do everyday, Pinky. Nurse our hangover with Bloody Maries in the Delta Sky Club while watching a video about an adorable, determined paraplegic bunny and the boy who loves him.
(Note: you can watch the entire story that tugged at my booze soaked heart strings, OR you can just skip to the 3 minute mark to see him zip around happily with his new wheels. Or as I like to call them, the 2011 version of the Barbie Corvette Power Wheels)