Monday, April 11, 2011

Joke's On Me

This weekend, I became the embodiment of the ultimate punchline for the following jokes...

Yo Mama's so fat...
Yo Mama's so old...
You know how I know you're getting old?
You know how I know you're white?
You know how I know you're single?

I threw my back out booty dancing to "Push It" at a Salt n' Peppa & Legends of Hip Hop concert.

But on a positive note: I was able to finish the entire series of Veronica Mars while laying horizontal all weekend.  I found it informative for my upcoming trip to California...according to Veronica Mars (a.k.a. the Roofie'd Up Rich Kid Version of "Scooby Doo"), everyone will try to slip GHB into my drinks and going to Tijuana is the worst decision I could possibly make.

13 comments:

  1. That is a pretty amazing story. I think that it beat my weekend of hanging out at a dive bar only to figure out that some girl was murdered there a few years back......ya, that was a highlight.

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  2. I hope your back feels better!! Push It is my JAM :-)

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  3. I hope your back feels better soon! Enjoy CA =)

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  4. aw snap...this is like my worst nightmare.

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  5. I love Haunted Bars and ghost tours! :) That IS a highlight!

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  6. Thanks love - Push It is the ULTIMATE jam! :)

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  7. Thank you!! I hope to turn Cali on its ear, sweets.

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  8. I always pictured I would throw my back out dry humping...this is more embarrassing. Ha!

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  9. Why thank you! I aim to please. ;)

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  10. I already miss her, too. Logan and Veronica are amazing...sigh.

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  11. A couple months ago, I was sitting on my loveseat minding my own business, when all of a sudden *crash* it broke in half and I plummeted to the floor. I did NOT feel good about my current weight at that moment, even though my current weight is really not very heavy at all and the couch was just really old. But still. I immediately went on a diet.

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