- 75% of the compliments that I dole out each day are directed to my dog #singlewhitegirlproblems
- Of those compliments, most of them are "You are HILARIOUS!" and "You are lovely." and "You are the most beautiful dog in the world!"
- Nearly half of the pictures on my iPhone are pics are of Bitchy Little Rat Dog or my Eyelashes (pictorial proof that fake latisse is as good as real latisse) #singlewhitegirlproblems
- I used to wear cute nightdresses to bed. Now I wear oversized free tee shirts I won at bars or my 3 Wolves Howling.
- I own 7 bikini body tee shirts...and they are my favorite thing to wear like EVERYWHERE. To the pool. To bachelorette parties. To concerts. To birthday parties. To Halloween.
|Girls Flip Cup Champions - Bikini Bods are contagious!|
I am packing 3 bikini body tee shirts with me to Coachella - so if you are there, look for me!!! :) Have a great week!
(note: I am also packing my homemade "Stripper popping out of a birthday cake" costume... I can't wait to let you know how that turns out!)