Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Signs I Have Been Single Too Long

As I was packing for Coachella today, it dawned on me that I have been single way too long.  Don't get me wrong, I love being single...but there are some habits that I have acquired that WILL need to change before I have a man in my life.

Examples:
  • 75% of the compliments that I dole out each day are directed to my dog #singlewhitegirlproblems
  • Of those compliments, most of them are "You are HILARIOUS!" and "You are lovely." and "You are the most beautiful dog in the world!"
  • Nearly half of the pictures on my iPhone are pics are of Bitchy Little Rat Dog or my Eyelashes (pictorial proof that fake latisse is as good as real latisse) #singlewhitegirlproblems
  • I used to wear cute nightdresses to bed.  Now I wear oversized free tee shirts I won at bars or my 3 Wolves Howling
  •  I own 7 bikini body tee shirts...and they are my favorite thing to wear like EVERYWHERE. To the pool. To bachelorette parties. To concerts. To birthday parties.  To Halloween. 

Girls Flip Cup Champions - Bikini Bods are contagious!


I am packing 3 bikini body tee shirts with me to Coachella - so if you are there, look for me!!! :)  Have a great week!

(note: I am also packing my homemade "Stripper popping out of a birthday cake" costume... I can't wait to let you know how that turns out!)

9 comments:

  1. I now want a bikini body tshirt. i'm searching online as we speak.

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  2. My Three Wolves shirt has a hole in it I wear it so much. And that bikini shirt? You've just given me a new obsession. Thank you.

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  3. I still wear oversized t-shirts to bed... I think guys like them more than the frilly nighties. Plus, who can resist three wolves howling at the moon tee?!

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  4. Have fun this weekend...it's 88 in LA today, so holy hell, you're gonna melt, but probably love every second of it. Sneak your ass into the VIP section, that's where the scene is :)

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  5. Can I just say that my favorite thing about these pictures is the box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the flip cup table. Random drunk food at its finest. Well done.

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