Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Introducing...THE MUCHACHO!

It has been a while since I have introduced you to a new character.  It's probably just that no one has been worthy...until now.  Blog friends, meet THE MUCHACHO.  (Yes, this is a chachy name.) (No, he probably won't like it.)  He is one hot piece of latino ass and just chachy enough that I think the name is perfect.  And what I think is all that counts.

A little background on when we became friends...
The Muchacho is close friends with my brother and sister-in-law, and he just moved near me.  So recently,  my sister offered The Muchacho $1500 to sleep with me because she thought "it would be HUH-larious."  As soon as I found out, I asked him if he would split it with me; he agreed.  Sadly, even though we shared a king size bed during the entire Coachella vacation - each night you could have fit at least two more people between us.  SO, we did not get $750 richer...but we did stay up chatting most every night (75% of everything I said I forgot by the next morning), woke up & immediately drank Screwmosas every morning, and became good friends on our own. (without money and without my brother)

When I knew that he should be a character/contributor to the blog...
A REAL text message conversation this week:

The Muchacho - "Your Memory is RICOCK good"
The Muchacho - "Rickock is a Muchacho trademark"
"I like it. I will steal it and claim it as my own" - ME
The Muchacho - "Slightly more aggressive than ridic"
 "[That's a definition] which I feel defines my whole being.  AND a new tagline for the blog" - ME

So there you have it...a new character and a new vocab lesson.  I will be visiting him this weekend for the Indy 500...stories will definitely follow!

Ricock = Slightly more aggressive than ridic = HauteMess.

7 comments:

  1. Ricock is a great term! haha

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  2. What I have to say really must be expressed in ALL CAPS.

    YOU SPENT AN ENTIRE HOLIDAY SHARING A BED WITH A HOT LATINO AND YOU DID NOT SLEEP WITH HIM, HAVE I NOT TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING????

    There now.

    That's finished.

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  3. SisterMerryHellishMay 26, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    Ooo!  Can't wait for the stories after this weekend!  But, uh, try to sleep a little closer this time.  Like in each other's skin but not in a creepy, "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" kind of way.

    Unless you're into that, in which case let 'er rip!

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  4. I know...this is why I shall always claim that I made it up all on my own...it is brilliant!

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  5. HA!  Yes, yes - you have every right to be super disappointed in me.  I am sure that he will agree with you, too! :)  

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  6. I just spit my water out because I laughed so hard...unfortunately my computer isn't waterproof. BLAST!  

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  7. LOVE IT! Totally using that this weekend. 

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