Friday, May 13, 2011

#Singlewhitegirlproblems Da Return

Since the debut of #singlewhitegirlproblems, I have been impressed and honored at buzz it has created.  It is the next big thing already! 2 whole people have tweeted about it...and I didn't even have to ask them to.

Okay, so, it really hasn't become a cultural phenomenon per se....but my text message inbox and outbox is pretty happening with #singlewhitegirlproblems. BlondeMess and I have even expanded our self-deprecation to American Single Girls and SUPER single girls since you last read.
PS - it makes me uncomfortable that I've been asked out on a date immediately following hot yoga three times in the last two weeks.  Flexibility is both a blessing and a curse. #singlewhitegirlproblems

I was too young to watch Ally McBeal when it was on TV, but have recently started it on Netflix. I sort of relate to her... and I deeply hate myself for it. #singlewhitegirlproblems

My mom called me today to tell me I look at with the same intensity normal ladies my age look at #supersinglewhitegirlproblems

I could be down with Final Friday if my princess party falls thru.  And by princess party - I mean wearing a tiara to eat cake, drink champagne, and hate on Catherine Middleton for stealing Prince William from me. #singleamericanwhitegirlproblems

I went to Mr. GayMess's house last pajamas.  Then he made me go to [insert name of most popular gay bar in town here].  No big deal.  Until I ran into 2 of the most stylish men I know. And I? Was.In.Pajamas. Sigh. #singlewhitegirlproblems

What is the dance move called "Charlie Brown"? In the Cha Cha slide, whenever he says "Charlie Brown" all the white people just stop moving and stare at each other.  It always bothered me. #singlewhitegirlproblems

I made a really difficult decision today.  I removed General Hospital from my DVR queue.  #singlewhitegirlproblems
Argh. I cant get my hair wet for 72 hours because of my Brazilian blowout. I really wanted to run 7miles tomorrow. And it is supposed to rain at the KY derby. Sigh. #singlewhitegirlproblems
This post took 2 days longer than usual to write thanks to Blogger Maintenance frustrating. #sillybloggerproblems

Have a great weekend!


  1. These are hilarious, especially the one :) I can relate.

    For the record, to Charlie Brown is to shuffle from one foor to another while turning your head right or left, in sync with the foot you're shuffling. Ever see Charlie Brown Christmas Special?

  2. Ha!  Seems so simple.  Yet - when I looked it up on YouTube, there are SEVERAL embarrassingly details tutorials...none quite the same.  But this one makes me laugh!!

  3. I love this so much it hurts.  I got drunk at watched the Royal Wedding and kept a running commentary about who looked horrible and how I would do the ginger prince for a weekend at one of his chateaus.

  4.  Love this!  Must give it a shot:  After skipping breakfast, I felt it was necessary to compensate by asking for extra olives in my lunch martini.  That's healthy, right? #singlewhitegirlproblems

  5.  YES!  You and I could have had the best conversations during that wedding!

  6.  LOVE IT!  I have been known to drink a bloody mary followed by wine so I could get my fruits and veggies for the day! :)

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