Wednesday, June 22, 2011

"It's COCKtail Time!!!" or "I Know What I Want to Be When I Grow Up"

OMG - I just found my DREAM JOB!  Thanks to my idols over at Jezebel.com - I just discovered "Cooking With Beefcake."  I haven't felt this complete since Elizabeth Taylor and Rue McClanahan died.

"Cooking With Beefcake" is basically just an awesome, old slut surrounded by young, hot studs wearing nothing by a chef hats and half aprons. (Abs and ass are fully visible)  The only thing more prominent than hard ass muscles is the RICOCK inuendo!  Favorite line that I will repeat to an annoying degree this weekend? --> "It's COCKtail time!"

I officially know what I want:
- To be for Halloween
- To be when I grow up
- For Christmas
- To watch hungover this weekend

Enjoy!!


COCKTAIL TIME! from EIT! on Vimeo.

9 comments:

  1. Oh my god - so inappropriate to watch at work, but so worth it and brilliant! LMFAO!

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  2. SisterMerryHellishJune 23, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    And now I know what I'm watching when I get home!  The only way you could have given it a better write up is if you mentioned Nutella. 

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  3. I was having a terrible day, then I watched this and my mood turned right now. 

    "You're getting me all wet!"
    "I have a tendency to do that."

    Hahahahahaha, thank you for that.

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  4. I want to be a dirty old cougar when I grow up! Who wouldn't love this job surrounded by meat sticks...

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  5. Ha!  I should have added a "NSFW" warning...but then again, wouldn't most things on my site be NSFW! :)  Glad to make you laugh.

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  6. I always like the taste of a little nuttella on my tongue. 

    If you find more episodes online anywhere - you MUST let me know!

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  7. Is it sick and wrong that when she said that, I immediately thought "aren't you too old to do that without KY?" 

    So glad to have made your day a little brighter!  You made my day by telling me that. :)

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  8.  Let's do this together - a cougar retirement community (not to be confused with a nursing home)  that ONLY hires naked beefcakes to do our yardwork, catering, bartending, and caddying!!

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  9. Chelsea ProvencioJune 27, 2011 at 11:15 PM

     this lady is fucking awesome!

    love, little.

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