Thursday, June 2, 2011

#Singlewhitegirlproblems

Is it just me or is this the shortest week ever?  I am flying to San Diego tomorrow for my half marathon - I am excited to finally be done with it, yet scared that all the damage I have done to my body at Coachella, The Kentucky Derby, and the Indy 500 will catch up to me around mile 10.
(Yes, yes - this IS a total #singlewhitegirlproblem...I might as well have said, "All the awesome vacations and parties made running my half marathon like soo hard!")

In honor of the incredible amount of whining in the paragraph above...I present you with my Post-Memorial Day #SingleWhiteGirlProblems
I was so bored laying out today.  So I went inside, applied sunless tanner, and took a nap instead. #singlewhitegirlproblems

Billy just died on Ally McBeal while I was eating cereal.  Started crying and nearly barfed up Kashi. Yes, you read that right - Ally McBeal made me cry so hard I almost puked. #singlewhitegirlproblems

Started watching Friday Night Lights on Netflix...If real high school boys are half as hot, I wouldn't be allowed within 100 ft of a High School.  #singlewhitegirlproblems

The Chinese Food delivery guy and I like to play little game called"Guess How Many People Are Going to Eat This Food."  Judging by the number of fortune cookies, tonight he guessed 4. Sucker! It's just me! #singlewhitegirlproblems

I tried to buy rainbow umbrella hats, but my limo moved too fast. #richmuchachoproblems

I kinda like him, but when I get nervous I laugh.  It was probably a turn off when he went in for a kiss and I laughed in his mouth. Sigh! #singlewhitegirlproblems

MoogFest lineup announced today.  Now all I can think about are my Halloween costumes.  The theme is "My Future," but I can't decide between Holly GoLightly in her sleep mask, Black Swan, or Anne Bancroft's Miss Havisham.   So many choices. Ugh! #singlewhitegirlproblems

10 comments:

  1. OK, first, I got here from TOAR's place.  Second, it has to be Ms. Havisham.

    Third, I cried when Billy died, but wasn't that like, maybe twenty years ago?

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  2. My favorite thing on Ally was fucking junkie sexpot Robert Downey, Jr. so I actually cried harder when he went away and went into rehab (that time.  I didn't pay attention the other times.)  Also?  I agree with Mooner.  Ms. Havisham all the way.

    And #singlewhitegirlproblems is still my favorite thing ever.  Here's another one for you:  I wish I could figure out a way to BBQ salad so that I have less in my stomach and can get drunk faster at my bestie's family's BBQ-pool party. #singlewhitegirlproblems

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  3. Holly Golightly in her sleep mask would be a very cute costume. I can't believe I waited until last year to finally watch the movie!

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  4. Thanks for stopping by!! Yes- Billy died like 15 years ago....but new to me on Netflix!! 

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  5.  I will have to start shopping around for green silk kimonos and rotting wedding cake, then!

    I love your contributions!!  Here's the secret: Grilled Caesar Salad.  You grill the romaine hearts and then caesar it up! Another idea is to spike watermelon...eat fruit all night AND get drunk!

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  6. I found her sleep mask on fredflare.com - so all I need now is an oversized tuxedo sleep shirt and skinny legs!!

    It is one of my favorite movies - but I also love the book.  Favorite Holly GoLightly quote is : "Never love a wild thing...You musn't give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do, the
    stronger they get, until they're strong enough to run into the woods or
    fly into a tree. And then to a higher tree and then to the sky."

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  7. Those are very good choice...mm..what to do..I was actually thinking of being the black swan, until my hubby suggested he would be the white swan, then I just had to scratch the whole idea.

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  8.  choices..i meant choices.... :/

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  9.  "Started watching Friday Night Lights on Netflix...If real high school
    boys are half as hot, I wouldn't be allowed within 100 ft of a High
    School."

    HAHA thank you for that one. Definitely made my night.

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  10. Billy dies??? Fuck, l missed that one. But l am glad l stumbled across your blog. X

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