I present you with a NEW! Collection of #singlewhitegirlproblems from my actual text message and email logs! As always, feel free to add your own #overprivilegedperson problems in the comments section, whoever you are! Married, skinny, blonde, canadian, redneck, acne prone - anyone can be over privileged, and admitting it is 1/10 of the battle!
My bedazzler is broken. Ugh. #singlewhitegirlproblems
Just when I think I settled the debate and side with Biggie, I fall for Tupac all over again. Oh gangsta rap, I just can't quit you. #singlewhitegirlproblems
I said this at work today while making my coffee...out loud...in front of a co-worker...and I knew he was there. "Dear chemicals, You make my coffee delicious. Thanks for being fat free! Love - Me!" I am so weird. #singlewhitegirlproblems
OMG - we only have 6 hours to watch TV. "Hey Dude" or "Secret World of Alex Mack"? I can't decide. #singlewhitegirlproblems
So my date from okcupid is 5 minutes late. At least if I get stood up I am less likely to be a crime victim. #singlewhitegirlproblems
When I volunteered for this, no one told me it was an outdoor event! The heat index is 110F, so I will have swass to the max. I may even need to cancel my mani/pedi I had scheduled for afterwards. #singlewhitegirlproblems
Ahem. Its too hot to walk to Walgreens so I just washed my dishes with $26 Kenra shampoo. #singlewhitegirlproblems
Also - if you didn't see the #singlewhitegirlproblems rap, you should --> Right here.