Thursday, July 21, 2011

#Singlewhitegirlproblems to the MAX!

I don't know if it is the summer heat or just being busy - but DAMN! My girls and I have been awesomely whiny lately.

I present you with a NEW! Collection of #singlewhitegirlproblems from my actual text message and email logs! As always, feel free to add your own #overprivilegedperson problems in the comments section, whoever you are! Married, skinny, blonde, canadian, redneck, acne prone - anyone can be over privileged, and admitting it is 1/10 of the battle!
Gah. I can't decide between watching Parks and Recreation on or South Park on my Netflix queue. So hard. #singlewhitegirlproblems

My bedazzler is broken. Ugh.  #singlewhitegirlproblems

Just when I think I settled the debate and side with Biggie, I fall for Tupac all over again. Oh gangsta rap, I just can't quit you. #singlewhitegirlproblems

I said this at work today while making my coffee...out front of a co-worker...and I knew he was there. "Dear chemicals, You make my coffee delicious. Thanks for being fat free! Love - Me!" I am so weird. #singlewhitegirlproblems

OMG - we only have 6 hours to watch TV.  "Hey Dude" or "Secret World of Alex Mack"?  I can't decide. #singlewhitegirlproblems

So my date from okcupid is 5 minutes late.  At least if I get stood up I am less likely to be a crime victim.  #singlewhitegirlproblems

When I volunteered for this, no one told me it was an outdoor event! The heat index is 110F, so I will have swass to the max. I may even need to cancel my mani/pedi I had scheduled for afterwards. #singlewhitegirlproblems

Ahem. Its too hot to walk to Walgreens so I just washed my dishes with $26 Kenra shampoo. #singlewhitegirlproblems

Also - if you didn't see the #singlewhitegirlproblems rap, you should --> Right here.


  1. SisterMerryHellishJuly 22, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    I can't decide what route to take home from work.  The HOV lane or the Hardy Toll road.  Leaving early is so hard!

  2. LOL!    Funny stuff.  I hope you went with "Parks & Rec."  The "swass" reference was hilarious!

  3. Thanks, Quincy! And as a matter of fact - I did BOTH! ;) I love Parks & Rec, but I can only hold my hot computer on my lap for so long. (#singlewhitegirlproblems?)

  4. Ha! It's like, no matter which one you choose - you are going to get home early.  It's so hard to tell them apart. ;)  Thanks for the comment, love!



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