Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Random, Random Dream...

I had a dream last night about either a real commercial OR a mad TV skit … either way, on television there was an “ad” for a new college. 
Indiana developed a new school called "DOT COMIE’S" and the mascot looked like Tyler Perry playing an old black lady.  The commercial consisted of people wearing blue and white striped jumpsuits with their ridiculous majors printed on them while they rapped about how awesome the school is. The tone of the ad was like the Harlem Globetrotters organized a Prison Flash Dance. (like the one in Thailand where they did the Thriller video)  Indiana was trying to say "hey! we get this new millennial generation!" by showing how "diverse" and "hip" they are.

 At one point the rapper called out how amazing some girl’s DOUBLE D’s were, and that is why he decided to major in NEW JERSEY. (flash to Jersey Shore image)
Other majors included: Rain Forrest Animal Preservation and Classification, Societal Norms, and Answering Beauty Pageant Questions.
What does this mean?  That I should go back to school, or attempt to write sketch comedy? 


  1. Oh man, I wish I had a hilarious dream like that last night! All of my recent dreams are weird nightmares.

    Where can I sign up for this school? :)

  2. I think we can invent this school ourselves...want to co-found it with me?  I am sure it will only be mildly offensive when we finish with it! Kind of like that one movie with Drew Barrymore's ex...where he was too dumb to get into college so he invented his own.  Which was really just a more grown up version of the Christopher Lloyd and Jonathon Jackson classic, "Camp Nowhere"...ah, can you tell I watched too many Netflix this weekend.

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