A man in the SkyClub hit on me by telling me that I have the most incredible eyes of all time. The only thought in my head was, "HA! My eye makeup from last night must have been REALLY good." AND "My eyes are so bloodshot because I am still drunk." Then he asked if I was in town for the Dave Matthews Band concert...I barfed in my mouth.
A pregnant mother wrestled her unruly toddler to the ground and tried to restrain it...I considered opening my purse and taking today's and TOMORROW'S birth control pills pointedly, in plain sight while making eye contact with her. I imagined she would look back at me and smile, in agreement.