Good old Harold Camping is at it again.... (For those of you who missed my incredibly accurate and insightful description of the rapture, you can read it here.)
The end of the world didn't happen on May 21st like he definitively promised it would, so he is now claiming that his calculations were just a teensy bit off. The Rapture is now on OCTOBER 21st. Probably.
Judging from the looks of the cat, the only thing at risk of expiring this week is HIM.
I love crazy people as much as the next gal, but this shiester convinced his followers to donate all their worldly possessions to him last May because the world was ending. When asked if he would return the money - of course he said, "NO." My prediction? Saturday Headlines Read: "World Still Here. Harold Camping Still Rich From Your Donations."
In the unlikely event that the world disappears on Friday, I think I would like to be in my Black Swan costume...because I am really proud of hand making it and would hate for the world to end before I rocked it for Halloween. Also, I will be sipping champagne.
So now, I know what I am doing Friday night. Where will YOU be when the world DOESN'T end this Friday?