You Might Be a HauteMess If...
You get drunk while glittering your shoes, then later find yourself listening to a Richard Marx cover song ON REPEAT in bed until it makes you cry because you think you deserve a boyfriend.
(P.S. this music video is creepy and hilarious....if I had been watching this instead of listening to the mp3 on my iPhone, I would have cried from laughter...no really, I DARE you to watch it without laughing OUT LOUD!)
P.S. No shoes were not harmed in this process...they just became more fabulous! If you want tips on how to transform your very own plain jane shoes into shimmery stunners - let me know and I will post about it!