Wednesday, February 8, 2012

A Good Reason To Turn Down A Date...

As I mentioned in my last post, online dating requires a level of effort that I am not always willing to put forth.  Tonight I turned down a date with a 39 year old bald dude because I had been planning on painting my nails after pilates. True. Story.

I know it may sound lame, but I have been looking forward to it!  Plus, if he had asked me out with more than 24 hours notice, I probably wouldn't have scheduled at-home manicure time.  So I am not the bad guy here!

PLUS, this isn't just any manicure...I am deciding between the most epic options of all: TUXEDO VS. MUSTACHE!  In my Christmas Gift Guide, I alluded to the fact that I have moved on from the mustache back to the tuxedo....until I saw these!  And now I just can't decide between a Zooey Deschanel-inspired tuxedo mani or the always hilarious mustache mani.  THIS is why I just can't go on any date. #singlewhitegirlproblems

What do you think?
(Bonus: most photo links take you to the corresponding "how to")

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9 comments:

  1. I'm kind of feeling the tuxes all of a sudden too. Kind of unexpected yet makes any day a fancy day. Ooh love Zooey Deschanel. She was on the view yesterday and i was actually a little bummed she just had plain red nails.

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  2. oOoh thats a hard decision...maybe you can do one on one hand one on the other...is that too much? hmmm if so maybe tuxedo first then mustache next 

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  3. It's okay, I went out with him on your stead. I don't care about my nails.

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  4. That's not very nice! ;)

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  5. I took your advice - Tuxedo for now, mustaches for later! Thank you!

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  6. I love her, too!  She is often a style muse for me - I love the whole "Adorkable" thing!

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  7. For me it's the French Polish Moustache all the way but then again… who could ever resist a lady with fingers in tuxedos? You'd be ready for any occasion and every day's a fancy day with a tuxedo on your digits.
    Still for me it's a bit much. French Mo is the go in my book.

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  8. As it turns out, I am not skilled enough to do EITHER on my right hand. SIGH.

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  9. I am kidding. I just stayed home, ate pie, and prank called an ex.

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