Picture this: It's 2AM and I am drunk with my online shopping pants on... only good things can come from that, right? RIGHT!
One drunken, Bad Decision-y night this month, I decided that I would try to buy something new while boozey each night I drank this month. (Solid idea, actually!) Unfortunately, unless you consider pizza to be a drunken online purchase, I failed that mission. However, the three times that I DID successfully manage to click the "confirm purchase" button while inebriated were quality enough to make up for the lack of quantity.
My new collection of drunken acquisitions has filled me with such joy, that I fear I will never be able to fully shake this new found addiction... So, the moral of this story is, try not to be jealous that I now own the following:
1. Parker Lewis Can't Lose Season 1 on DVD
|Like the (barely) more mature version of Saved by the Bell,|
but without the amazing female roles. (lisa turtle, whatup!)
If you don't remember this 1990 cult classic....for shame! Buy yours here.
2. 10 Teacup Rings (I broke my favorite ring while at a dinner party...to prevent such a loss in the future, I ordered 10 more when I got home)
|This mask will definitely make an appearance at my 30th Birthday Party this year...buy one here.|